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    I have a problem... Please help?

    I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend is cheating.

    The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

    I always stay awake to look for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the driveway although I can hear a car driving off as if she got out around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

    I once picked up her cell just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and asked why I was checking up on her.

    Anyway, I have never breached the subject with her. I think deep down I didn't want to know the truth but last night again she went out and I decided to really check in on her.

    I decided that I was going to park my Bimmer next to the garage and hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she comes home. It was at that moment crouching behind my car, that I noticed the passenger side of the engine leaking a little oil.

    Is this something that I can fix myself or should I take it to a shop?

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    omfg i was getting so into that, jerk.....

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    Take it to a shop. Currently owning a busted bmw I know that as easy as you think it is to fix, its not.

    Be prepared for $127 an hour charge, But hey when your cars done its all shiny and purty!
    "The blind man, in the dark room, looking for the black cat.... thats not there....."

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    Yah I been down that road.

    Take it to the shop, a BMW can be a pain in the nuts to fix.
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    Well basically, check the Oil filter seal, dipstick tube, and the oil pan seal. Pretty much the only 3 places your oil can be drippin out of.

    :P Chris

    Oh, and the valve cover gaskets lol

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    what about the oil containment unit for the superheated flux inhibitor found in all BMW's made after 1962?

    dumb crispy
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    pfft, everyone knows flux inhibitors only come on deloreans chris. Its right below the capacitor, once you've traveled the appropriote amount of time.

    ~Chris

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    Appropriate SPEED FOO!

    AND it was 88 mph!
    "The blind man, in the dark room, looking for the black cat.... thats not there....."

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    trash that piece of **** get a new one........we were talking about your gf right? jk best of luck
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    haha, this is a joke guys! I belive I got the same one emailed to me last week! Good one Jeff!

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    1. Sell the car and buy a chevy.
    2. Dump the girl, there are better fish in the sea.
    3. get a life, jk, play more ball.

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    haha, the #2 reason ppl start playing....yeah we just broke up and I have nothing to do...hmmmm...hey lets go try out this pb thing... and the #1 reason is..........??????

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    cause it ownz?

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    ya bmw are a joke to do anything oil leak related on so your best bet is to get it into a shop that wont charge you 100+/hr and just get them to take a look at it and if its nothing serious tell them to fix the ****ing thing

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    I blew my Bimmer after i put 1000 shot of nitrous in it and used a switch, not a button, and couldnt find it in time to switch off the NOS.

    bad timing
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    thats partially my bad, i switched it to 30 000 shot. Its called 'wild rice' brand

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    lol this thread just made my day

    and bavarian motor works pwns all other cars save for 'vettes and rolls royce

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    ^^This man is a genius^^

    Mercedes and Audi follow very closely

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    TOYOTA FTW!

    The RICE shall inherit the earth
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    Buy a Black Honda Ridge Line(they give you the quality, the size for hiding, and the black will blend in with the night)
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    then you can breakout the SPY gear!!!!
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