You know you are hardcore when...

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I found this list on some website, I found it amusing, and thought I would share

1. I refer to my paintball gun as a marker.
2. When buying paint I inspect the goods for freshness as though they were vegetables.
3. I have named my gun.
4. I have slept with my gun or other gear.
5. I commonly wear paintball clothing in public.
6. I talk to my gun.
7. My paintball gun/marker has more upgrades than my car.
8. I prefer going out more with my paintball gun/marker than my girlfriend or wife.
9. I drive by the local field just for the heck of it.
10. I love the smell of a paintball field.
11. I love the smell of Co2 or Compressed Air.
12. I discharge Co2 bottles to cool beverages.
13. My gun/marker is worth more than my car/bike.
14. 23 shots per second isn't fast enough, technology can do better.
15. I know what a warp loader is.
16. When meeting new people I look for vunerability.
17. ALL of my friends play paintball.
18. I subscribe to at least one paintball magazine.
19. I can discuss the differences and qualities of paintballs for more than an hour.
20. I have won a paintball tournament.
21. I have gotten paid or sponsored to play paintball.
22. I want to get paid or sponsored to play paintball.
23. All the trees in my backyard have paint splats on them.
24. Paintball should be an Olympic Sport.
25. I'd rather be playing paintball, right now.
26. I decorated my room/house with a paintball gun.
27. My paintball gun hangs in my pickup truck.
28. I think nothing of firing my paintball gun in my house.
29. My paintball gun is aways in my hands.
30. I wear my paintball gun like it was jewelry, I always have it with me.
31. I have, or have seriously thought about, taking my girlfriend or a woman on a date, which included playing paintball at my local paintball field.
32. Without me my gun is useless.
33."I spend more money on paintball related materials then groceries." or... I" only buy clothes that will be usefull while paintballing."
34. You know how to take your gun appart blindfolded.
35. You actually enjoy the flavour of quality paintballs.
36. You spend more than 6 hours a day checking out paintball web sites comparing prices.
37. You wear your Paintball Pants to bed as pyjamas.
38. You know how to remove the CO2 Tank without making it hiss.
39. You own more paintball clothes than regular clothes.
40. you can name all the pros in alphabetical order

[robbiezyg]

lol im about a third of these:P

EDIT: it is now 25/40 can take apart my gun blind folded.

[hellspawn]

half of these ihave either done and doing.

[Naughty_Dawg]

thats funny but in some cases so true.

[Random-Strike]

yea im not quite that hardcore but i am damn close to that hardcore

[DyE-Lo]

I'm a good 32 out of 40

[Angelowner]

damn i feel so pathetic now only 30/40...

[crispy]

Dang, im only 22, i feel so average lol. BUT I do carry around both the NPPL and X-ball rulebooks in full, totaling about 60 pages together, in my binder at school

[Johnni]

Meh I only qualify for 13 on the list.

[Dodger911]

I wonder if there's actually people out there that can actually name all the pros in alphabetical order. I can imagine there is. Can anybody that you know of name them all? Or can you??!!

[csharris2001]

32 outta 40
31. I have, or have seriously thought about, taking my girlfriend or a woman on a date, which included playing paintball at my local paintball field
have done this :d

[Anatomically Incorrect]

I just asked a girl on a date to play paintball...... she said YES!!! I think I'm in love.

[Team Destruction]

like 29 out of 40 boys lol

[poster1]

lol, very nice, and disturbingly true.

[Broken_Halo]

wow...... you guys are hard core. i only qualify for 18 of those...... come to think of it. im happy that i only qualify for 18.

[MJmcnabb]

The other day i was justs standing by the corner of a wall pretending i was snap shooting lol. my momw alks upa nd is just liekw at the hell are you doign

[Thumb Trigger]

I'm 29 of those. Which is aweful. Me and my friend almost got kicked out of social caz we were sitting and set up some bunders and started snapping with eachother. And then we put microswitche like things on our pens so we could practice walking in class...mine made a really loud clicking sound and ****ed the hell off out of everyone around us lol. Man I miss school

Ooh, and I definitely take all of my g/f's paintballing

[Random-Strike]

woo hoo im only 14 of these.

[kmu]

so true....

[Parn]

36. You spend more than 6 hours a day checking out paintball web sites comparing prices.
lol i did this when i was searching for my marker. ya im a newb only about 4 or 5 apply to me but meh gotta start somewhere...