Just remember, when your playing woodsball to call everything a bunker. Be all cool and tell your teamates what bunkers and stuff to go to.
"Ok kyle I want you to run up to that bunker over there and shoot at green teams bunker."
"What are you talking about?"
"That bunker over there, now go quick, I'll lane them off the break"
"You mean that tree? That skinny *** tree? Why are you calling it a bunker?"
"Just shut up and go kyle, you always **** things up and we always lose because you cant make you bunkers"
"Dude, its a tree"
"Hey can I borrow a pod, I just dumped like 4 on that guy with my mad laning skillz"
"What guy? We are standing in the parking lot, you shooting a bush for some reason"
"Kyle, Some day after you play with speedballers you'll understand, you need to shoot the bush so the guy behind it wont come out. That way if he never comes out you'll never have an actual chance to shoot him and he'll stay posted on your front guy. Hence shooting his bunker is pointless. Get it Kyle? Now run to that bunker"
"Tree... LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJEEEENNNNNKKKKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSS!!! !!!!!! *runs to the tree and get hit because Andrew was to busy to cover him because he was swabing his barrel cause his crappy cocker chops* HIT HIT!!!! *Kyle mutters to himself, "At least I have chicken" * "
WOW THAT WAS SO LAME!
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